random conversation between two malay women and their chineese male mechanic,who is driving them to a mall as part of the pick-up/send home policy of the servicing agent shop.
malay woman 1-A
malay woman 2- B
chinese male mechanic- C
C : so nak pergi mahkota parade ah?
A : yes please.u tau itu tempat kan?
C : ya ya taw.
B : nanti kreta sudah siap service u boleh call eh?thank you tolong hantar kita..sbab u taw kan, takkanla u nak suruh kita duduk situ saja tunggu 2 jam lebih kan..
C : ya..no problem. u dua2 maw buat apa?jumpa sama boy friend ahh?
A & B : (serentak) No no no no.No lah.where got boyfriend. *gibberish +mumbling in denial tone
C : ya ke?boleh percaya ke sama lu dua?lu cantik2 mana bole talak (slang for takde) boyfriend punya.lu taw, masa u masuk itu office service tadi semua orang tengok sama dua taw.
A& B : tipulah u.maw amik hati kitorg je kan.haha
C :saya talak tipu punya,cakap betul. lu dua adik bradik ka?umur brapa?
A& B : yea.umur....cuba u teka..
C : (after short pause) u 20, yg blakg ni 21..btol tak?
A : aiyaa.btol la betol.u teka umur saya 20.exactly.tp umur kakak saya u teka salah.die manyak tua dr sy la.4 tahun..
B : yeay.yess yess.saya nampak muda to u!
C : tapi actually aa,nampak dekat2 saje..(pulls off car at the road curb) ok,suda sampai.
A : nanti bila dah siap u give us a call ok?eh.kjap,u takda our number lagi rite..kjap eh,i write down for u...nah. so nanti siap,just call us eh...thanx~
C : aiyya.u pcaya ke bagi nombor sama saya?
B : kenapa tak percaya pulak..nanti u nak call siapa kalau itu kreta servis sudah siap..
A :betol2.percaya!
C : u tak takot saya amik save nombor u ke?u percaya saya?
B : percaya la..u kan orang baik..hehe
C : haihh.saya pun tak percaya sama diri saya..
A&B : . . . . (*terkedu. slowly moves out of car and pretends not to hear the last line.)
this post, was not intended to be racist / target any race-specific issues in malaysia.
its just a funny dialogue between a chinese guy flirting with two malay girls. which to me,is one of the beauty of Malaysia.AHAHAH. =.='
seriously, this is like one level up than those cat calls and kissing/hamster sounds malay guys make in their attempt to 'FLIRT'. pfffffft~
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haha~
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